Christmas Bones - Cassinglette

by Vinyl Burns & The Flavour Of Yesterday

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Vinyl Burns presents a selection of his favourite Christmas songs.

Mostly his.

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released December 22, 2013

Everything: Vinyl Burns
Everything Else: The Flavour Of Yesterday

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Track Name: Christmas Bones
CHORUS
Christmas Bones, Xmas bones
won't you pick up the telephone
I have a message that I wan't to say
It won't wait until boxing day

You are a lady and I'm a gent
This is the holiday Jesus sent
This is the most that I could afford
Cos I have bills and an angry land lord

There's no snow cos it's summer here
We are warmer than the Europeans
Way more comfy than a New York storm
or in an English que just to fill out forms

CHORUS
Christmas Bones, Xmas bones
won't you pick up the telephone
I have a message that I wan't to say
It won't wait until boxing day

I know I shouldn't really say too much
I know that legally, we shouldn't touch
But this is the season to relax the rules
Everybody into the swimming' pool

I like to visit when the holly comes out
I wish you felt the same and I wish you wouldn't shout
I wish this was easy but it ain't
But I am a sinner and Jesus is a saint

CHORUS
Christmas Bones, Xmas bones
won't you pick up the telephone
I have a message that I wan't to say
It won't wait until boxing day

Now officer Jones is out on the stoop
(He) got a tip off about me from the neighbourhood snoop
Each time I see ya, well I miss you more
Maybe next year you can open the door.

I gotta go, I'm a busy man
I got a company car, and a farmers tan
and a white string vest, keep me cool at night
and I'm popular when they turn out the light


Christmas Bones, Xmas bones
won't you pick up the telephone
I have a message that I wan't to say
It won't wait until boxing day
Track Name: Unicorn Street Music Video - Vinyl Burns remix of Once Again
I'm a one spike pony
Your magical brony
Fairy dust for dandruff
Have a destiny
And I work for free
Until the cosmos says I've done enough

I'm mystical
and irresistable
I'm a horse with a special purpose
Like a rhino's nose
Knows the way it grows
I'll improve your cell phone service

But I shouldn't say that
In a frivolous way
As to dismiss the power of my structure
Feel the magic born
From my shiny horn
and my deep desires, to touch ya.

My emotional spike
Will preemptively strike
In the dark where your heart should be
And it will warm once more
Like a tropical storm
In love, on unicorn street



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I'm a mystery
Through out history
You could never pin me down
I'm a flash of hope
I'm a soap on a rope
I'm a figurine on the ground

I'm a pillow case
I'm a mardi gras face
I'm a joke in the anchorman movie
I'm a sweet sixteen
I'm a way to get clean
I'm the horse that makes everything groovy

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I'm a fairy story
I'm a symbol of glory
I'm stickers to cover your bike in
I'm bedazzled on the back
Of a denim jacket
I'm a homosexual icon

I'm a children's cake
I'm a tasty steak
I'm the youth you won't get back
I'm a dream come true
For a child like you
I'm a halloween costume for your cat

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See I'm mostly made up
And it's easy to stop
Having faith in the unicorn jesus
But if you're ready to ride
On a rainbow of desire
I can show you how much it means to us

If you don't believe
You will be relieved
To accept this submission of proof
And I'll swear to flicker
On my mother mere's ticker
with a bible under my Hoof

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See I've been around
In your sights and your sounds
For as long as I can remember
if the faith be banished
My magic done vanished
like Santa without a December

So open your mind
And close your eyes
And be ready for the sparkle dawn
The bedazzling birth
On a glittering earth
Belive in the unicorn


I'm still a unicorn
I'm gonna be over here being a unicorn if you need me
I'm a unicorn.
Don't touch me, I'm magic.
Track Name: Unicorn Street (Epunicorn)
I'm a one spike pony
Your magical brony
Fairy dust for dandruff
Have a destiny
And I work for free
Until the cosmos says I've done enough

I'm mystical
and irresistable
I'm a horse with a special purpose
Like a rhino's nose
Knows the way it grows
I'll improve your cell phone service

But I shouldn't say that
In a frivolous way
As to dismiss the power of my structure
Feel the magic born
From my shiny horn
and my deep desires, to touch ya.

My emotional spike
Will preemptively strike
In the dark where your heart should be
And it will warm once more
Like a tropical storm
In love, on unicorn street



------

I'm a mystery
Through out history
You could never pin me down
I'm a flash of hope
I'm a soap on a rope
I'm a figurine on the ground

I'm a pillow case
I'm a mardi gras face
I'm a joke in the anchorman movie
I'm a sweet sixteen
I'm a way to get clean
I'm the horse that makes everything groovy

-

I'm a fairy story
I'm a symbol of glory
I'm stickers to cover your bike in
I'm bedazzled on the back
Of a denim jacket
I'm a homosexual icon

I'm a children's cake
I'm a tasty steak
I'm the youth you won't get back
I'm a dream come true
For a child like you
I'm a halloween costume for your cat

------

See I'm mostly made up
And it's easy to stop
Having faith in the unicorn jesus
But if you're ready to ride
On a rainbow of desire
I can show you how much it means to us

If you don't believe
You will be relieved
To accept this submission of proof
And I'll swear to flicker
On my mother mere's ticker
with a bible under my Hoof

-

See I've been around
In your sights and your sounds
For as long as I can remember
if the faith be banished
My magic done vanished
like Santa without a December

So open your mind
And close your eyes
And be ready for the sparkle dawn
The bedazzling birth
On a glittering earth
Belive in the unicorn


I'm still a unicorn
I'm gonna be over here being a unicorn if you need me
I'm a unicorn.
Don't touch me, I'm magic.
Track Name: Guilty In The Court Of Love
I'm Vinyl Burns

I'm Vinyl Burns

I'm Vinyl Burns, I'm a little bit like God 
I'm pleading guilty in the court of love 
I see the feeling, I hear the taste, 
I love your ear rings and your can of mace

I'm Vinyl Burns and you light my candle 
I would say I love you, but I'm not that sentimental 
I love your flavour, I love your scent 
I love where you're going and I love where you went

I'm Vinyl Burns, I'm a little bit like God 
I'm pleading guilty in the court of love 
I see the feeling, I hear the taste, 
I love your ear rings and your can of mace

The truth is I've never seen that lady before in my life... 
...and to be honest, Your Honour... she's not my type.

I'm Vinyl Burns, I'm a little bit like God 
I'm pleading guilty in the court of love 
I see the feeling, I hear the taste, 
I love your ear rings and your can of mace