Christmas Bones - Cassinglette

by Vinyl Burns & The Flavour Of Yesterday

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CHORUS Christmas Bones, Xmas bones won't you pick up the telephone I have a message that I wan't to say It won't wait until boxing day You are a lady and I'm a gent This is the holiday Jesus sent This is the most that I could afford Cos I have bills and an angry land lord There's no snow cos it's summer here We are warmer than the Europeans Way more comfy than a New York storm or in an English que just to fill out forms CHORUS Christmas Bones, Xmas bones won't you pick up the telephone I have a message that I wan't to say It won't wait until boxing day I know I shouldn't really say too much I know that legally, we shouldn't touch But this is the season to relax the rules Everybody into the swimming' pool I like to visit when the holly comes out I wish you felt the same and I wish you wouldn't shout I wish this was easy but it ain't But I am a sinner and Jesus is a saint CHORUS Christmas Bones, Xmas bones won't you pick up the telephone I have a message that I wan't to say It won't wait until boxing day Now officer Jones is out on the stoop (He) got a tip off about me from the neighbourhood snoop Each time I see ya, well I miss you more Maybe next year you can open the door. I gotta go, I'm a busy man I got a company car, and a farmers tan and a white string vest, keep me cool at night and I'm popular when they turn out the light Christmas Bones, Xmas bones won't you pick up the telephone I have a message that I wan't to say It won't wait until boxing day
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I'm a one spike pony Your magical brony Fairy dust for dandruff Have a destiny And I work for free Until the cosmos says I've done enough I'm mystical and irresistable I'm a horse with a special purpose Like a rhino's nose Knows the way it grows I'll improve your cell phone service But I shouldn't say that In a frivolous way As to dismiss the power of my structure Feel the magic born From my shiny horn and my deep desires, to touch ya. My emotional spike Will preemptively strike In the dark where your heart should be And it will warm once more Like a tropical storm In love, on unicorn street ------ I'm a mystery Through out history You could never pin me down I'm a flash of hope I'm a soap on a rope I'm a figurine on the ground I'm a pillow case I'm a mardi gras face I'm a joke in the anchorman movie I'm a sweet sixteen I'm a way to get clean I'm the horse that makes everything groovy - I'm a fairy story I'm a symbol of glory I'm stickers to cover your bike in I'm bedazzled on the back Of a denim jacket I'm a homosexual icon I'm a children's cake I'm a tasty steak I'm the youth you won't get back I'm a dream come true For a child like you I'm a halloween costume for your cat ------ See I'm mostly made up And it's easy to stop Having faith in the unicorn jesus But if you're ready to ride On a rainbow of desire I can show you how much it means to us If you don't believe You will be relieved To accept this submission of proof And I'll swear to flicker On my mother mere's ticker with a bible under my Hoof - See I've been around In your sights and your sounds For as long as I can remember if the faith be banished My magic done vanished like Santa without a December So open your mind And close your eyes And be ready for the sparkle dawn The bedazzling birth On a glittering earth Belive in the unicorn I'm still a unicorn I'm gonna be over here being a unicorn if you need me I'm a unicorn. Don't touch me, I'm magic.
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I'm a one spike pony Your magical brony Fairy dust for dandruff Have a destiny And I work for free Until the cosmos says I've done enough I'm mystical and irresistable I'm a horse with a special purpose Like a rhino's nose Knows the way it grows I'll improve your cell phone service But I shouldn't say that In a frivolous way As to dismiss the power of my structure Feel the magic born From my shiny horn and my deep desires, to touch ya. My emotional spike Will preemptively strike In the dark where your heart should be And it will warm once more Like a tropical storm In love, on unicorn street ------ I'm a mystery Through out history You could never pin me down I'm a flash of hope I'm a soap on a rope I'm a figurine on the ground I'm a pillow case I'm a mardi gras face I'm a joke in the anchorman movie I'm a sweet sixteen I'm a way to get clean I'm the horse that makes everything groovy - I'm a fairy story I'm a symbol of glory I'm stickers to cover your bike in I'm bedazzled on the back Of a denim jacket I'm a homosexual icon I'm a children's cake I'm a tasty steak I'm the youth you won't get back I'm a dream come true For a child like you I'm a halloween costume for your cat ------ See I'm mostly made up And it's easy to stop Having faith in the unicorn jesus But if you're ready to ride On a rainbow of desire I can show you how much it means to us If you don't believe You will be relieved To accept this submission of proof And I'll swear to flicker On my mother mere's ticker with a bible under my Hoof - See I've been around In your sights and your sounds For as long as I can remember if the faith be banished My magic done vanished like Santa without a December So open your mind And close your eyes And be ready for the sparkle dawn The bedazzling birth On a glittering earth Belive in the unicorn I'm still a unicorn I'm gonna be over here being a unicorn if you need me I'm a unicorn. Don't touch me, I'm magic.
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I'm Vinyl Burns 
I'm Vinyl Burns 
I'm Vinyl Burns, I'm a little bit like God 
I'm pleading guilty in the court of love 
I see the feeling, I hear the taste, 
I love your ear rings and your can of mace I'm Vinyl Burns and you light my candle 
I would say I love you, but I'm not that sentimental 
I love your flavour, I love your scent 
I love where you're going and I love where you went I'm Vinyl Burns, I'm a little bit like God 
I'm pleading guilty in the court of love 
I see the feeling, I hear the taste, 
I love your ear rings and your can of mace The truth is I've never seen that lady before in my life... 
...and to be honest, Your Honour... she's not my type. I'm Vinyl Burns, I'm a little bit like God 
I'm pleading guilty in the court of love 
I see the feeling, I hear the taste, 
I love your ear rings and your can of mace
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Vinyl Burns presents a selection of his favourite Christmas songs.

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released December 22, 2013

Everything: Vinyl Burns
Everything Else: The Flavour Of Yesterday

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